"Mario needs..." According to Google

Courtesy of my cousin Guillermo!

The idea is to Google your name followed by the word "needs" with the entire phrase in quotes - e.g. "Jamie needs." Post the first 10 you find (that are non-redundant).

This is really funny.

1. Mario needs a fix.

2.Mario needs a hand. :@

3. Mario needs some love too!

4. Mario needs anger management and a straight jacket!?!?!

5.Mario needs to find dinner

6.Mario needs to stay on his meds…

7.Mario needs 3 wrenches

8.Mario needs to release a new single...

9.Mario needs a nosejob. WTFFFFFFFFF!!!!!

10. Mario needs to lose weight