Courtesy of my cousin Guillermo!
The idea is to Google your name followed by the word "needs" with the entire phrase in quotes - e.g. "Jamie needs." Post the first 10 you find (that are non-redundant).
This is really funny.
1. Mario needs a fix.
2.Mario needs a hand. :@
3. Mario needs some love too!
4. Mario needs anger management and a straight jacket!?!?!
5.Mario needs to find dinner
6.Mario needs to stay on his meds…
7.Mario needs 3 wrenches
8.Mario needs to release a new single...
9.Mario needs a nosejob. WTFFFFFFFFF!!!!!
10. Mario needs to lose weight